longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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PhishloverA 14
You should replace windex with blue kool aid and go around squirting it in your mouth or just chug it
acs123acs 22
Im sorry op. but thats awesome. Keep up the laughs and post to the fml community
cna1216 15
"She's got mayonaise! Take her down!"
GraphicAustin 8
How the hell is that disturbing the peace people need to mind their own business cus how can it bother them if they don't pay attention to what you're doing
Baller_Bob 17
Is that even legal?
dashlovesjojo 7
I put blue powerade in a cleaned windex bottle and drink it in public
CougeeSwagg 19
Someone is an asshat
KingreX32 21
disturbibg the peace? Really!?!?!!
OMGITSAKITTY 16
Man i always wanted to do that. But not anymore
Toad13 7
Idk why, but I read "vanilla" as "******" and I sat there for 5 mins reading it over and over wondering what the hell ****** yogurt was and why he/she was eating it.....well now that I see its vanilla I feel like quite the idot xD