longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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Autocorrected 11
I swear I saw this on 9gag.
Omniprism 15
You can sue. They don't have authority to touch you unless you were actually doing a crime.
chandlerbelacic 17
I so wanna do that someday...
stoych 19
Is it just me that really doesn't 'get' this? Pretty sure if I saw someone doing that I would just be thinking '******* weirdo' to myself and leave them alone.....
Potatobacon 6
I'd say ydi but I'd do it too...
D3ATHZ3RO 15
There's a time and place for everything
TheKillerWalrus 10
Last time I checked doing something that disturbs the peace is bad not harmless.
longsock123 7
To clear some things up, I wasn't actually arrested; yes, the security personnel were abrasive, but in no way was I arrested. Secondly, I was being rather obnoxious about my eating the yogurt. After all, I was kind of hoping for some weird looks, but not being thrown into the back room for an hour.
iamsophie 13
Why on Earth would someone call security on you for eating?
roxy15_fml 8
I've done that before. Me and a friend did it. We also took Windex bottles and put cool aid in them. Best afternoon ever.