Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML