Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I was having dinner at my aunt's house who just migrated to Germany from India and doesn't know any German. I asked for the recipe of a dish and she said that she has been buying these cans with cute kitty picture and just adds spices to it. Cat food is delicious I must admit. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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cutie718 0
how te hell did you manage to do that?!?! I have a cat and he eats canned food but it looks NoTHING like Tunafish!
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
ydi for wanting to eat a tuna sandwich with hot sauce. :P
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Comments (155)
moonshine_bek 2
so... what did it taste like? any good?
stickypoopy 0
in soviet Russia tuna tastes you!
Roflmaaark 0
Yummo!
WingsFan80 4
um soviet Russia jokes are old
samanthadude 0
Aha! My mom once fed my dad cat food because he was being greedy. She put lettuce, tomato, mayo . . it looked really appetizing, he ate it all and thought it was delicious until he looked in the garbage and found the empty cat food cans. :]
xXSweetNightmare 0
I think OP is a gigantic idiot, to be perfectly honest. :D
ohamsie 0
prepare for a picky cat sir
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
every fml I read stickypoopy has some lame ass soviet Russia joke. anyway back to op, I'd say fyl haha
stickypoopy 0
15, ur old
katTKD 0
ah I've always wondered what canned cat food taste like...
TokioxxHotel 0
Catfood smells nasty. :(
sixtimessix 0
oh shit a Manitoban
rawrimadinosour 0
Lol
nastenka_fml 0
Would you like your country to be laughed at, ******* bastard?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
hahaha tuna is crack for kitties. FYL, even though cat food does taste almost like tuna
enternamehere77 3
it's te old cat gets tuna while owner gets cat food gag! (garfield for those who don't know)
cody1992 0
76 are you a tranny
cody1992 0
32 are you a tranny
TokioxxHotel 0
104- are you slightly stupid? yes. I'm a chick. I dress like a chick. i was born a chick.
stewpididiot 11
Methinks OP be smokin the Good Shit !!!
Matty1188 6
So you have tasted it as well?
Stevefett 0
Tokio is hot!!
firstdbzmaker 15
ydi for trying to feed that to your cat
jakeidk 0
ydi for cooking for your cat. freak
sactownsfinest 0
lmoa!!!!! that's some funny shyt
LeoFML 1
Just like your ******!
Melaniee_fml 0
back story?
zinc890 0
I'm gonna try that!!!... save the cat food.
jokerman7734 0
ur hot. nd dats funny lol
gntfmlingnow 12
How did (s)he deserve this? Odds are they're a teenager and a parent made it for them. if they did it themselves, though, then I would agree they deserved it
horseychickidee 19
I agree
jes23 0
second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Indeed, you are :] Congrats.
WingsFan80 4
it's a Raleigh appearance lol
alex_cutie 0
that was to 15
stickypoopy 0
Alex why is kesha ur photo? she sucks
alex_cutie 0
I like her music just not her ok
maddymxo 0
30, I was just thinking that
TokioxxHotel 0
not trying to be mean, but ke$ha looks like she'd smell like pee. and be sticky. js.
stickypoopy 0
I agree Tokio
pingpongpickle 8
48 that made no sense
alex_cutie 0
k seriosly if you don't like her I couldn't care less. it's my pic not urss
alex_cutie 0
mhm...
TokioxxHotel 0
51- if you look at her, she's really shiny. and that makes me think she's sticky. and smelly. like urine. 54- I said not trying to be mean. I was just stating about ke$ha, not you.
alex_cutie 0
tokio I know u were I'm just talkin about the other ppl
stickypoopy 0
she thinks she's cool and she's not.
tsc32 2
ke$ha's a *****!!!.....jk haha..
alex_cutie 0
stickpoopy who
pingpongpickle 8
maybe she lotions? ahaha
stickypoopy 0
Kesha....
alex_cutie 0
ok
TokioxxHotel 0
60- okay. :) I don't like being mean to people who aren't mean to me first Dx Thats why I wanted to clear that up. :) 68- eh, idk. her hair is kinda gross too. she just gives off the same vibe Lindsey Lohan does.
alex_cutie 0
btw I like ur makeup tokio:)
GoPlayInTraffic 2
I like Ke$ha, I like Fml's Tokio. Ohhh the dilemma! ps, welcome back Tokio
TokioxxHotel 0
81- thank you! :D 88- lolol thanks.
NiaBeeX0X0 0
I coulda sworn alex's pic was lady gaga, not ke$ha..
lololol32 0
No, lady gaga looks a lot more f'ed up. If Kesha would smell like piss, Lady Gaga probably has been drinking it.
alex_cutie 0
holy shit. if u don't like them that's ur prefrence ok? I can have them as my pic
TokioxxHotel 0
95- I'm sorry. that's funny. you're hot by the way. ;D
NiaBeeX0X0 0
it was lady gaga from poker face, at least before she changed it
linhdaninja 0
57, you should be able to put a celeb pic if u like home girl lol people are such turds on here! ;D and Kesha is cool I like her music
settledownbeavis 0
58 urine is not sticky idiot
SpikedKnuckles 8
That's creepy how you know her profile pics in order
kk2krazee 0
Are you hungry?
karina_said 0
yes
Ninjarawwr 6
mmm ,mmm good. nothing like ugly canned food in the morning
umhayy 0
HAHHAHA forget your glassess? (;
cutie718 0
how te hell did you manage to do that?!?! I have a cat and he eats canned food but it looks NoTHING like Tunafish!
umhayy 0
raliegh is hot juss saayinggg[:
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, thanks Lexa? I think that's you, haha :P If it isn't I'm sorry, you look a lot like her :o
umhayy 0
oh..uh..again..lexa? idk who lexa is, so sorrry
Raleigh_bruh 7
Sorry haha, I said the same thing on the other FML :P Thank you for your compliment though (:
pingpongpickle 8
why did you take her pic
pingpongpickle 8
stalker much
LexaDear 0
shfnsjdnej. BITCH -.-
Shokz992 0
Higher quality, higher contrast, rotated 90 degrees anticlockwise? It's the real Lexa! Shame I don't know you :P
Rawwrness 3
it's ok. now ur coat is shiny!! :D haha I love George Lopez
alex_cutie 0
haha:P this fml is a faill
tsc32 2
#9 you're cute
Rawwrness 3
haha thx. I do try my best
Rawwrness 3
13!!! u changed ur pic from Ke$ha to that!!!???
horseychickidee 19
haha
justsayfuck 5
Now THAT'S messed up.
itssophieyall 0
Well, too much tuna gives you mercury poisoning, right? So, you'll be better off in the long run. :)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
hahaha!!