Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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violingirl0 12
How mature of him
CamBamShamDaMan 26
"Nearly FMLs"
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Comments (27)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
That stinks.
teechur 15
Hahahahaha! Been married 31 years and while I've yet to do this...have to admit it's a good one. I will hold it it my arsenal. Hee hee. I said arse.
TheRealStunts 27
Do it and then post results
WallyQ 18
Impressive delivery method.
zaidthunder1 27
How Original.
trucker2 33
That bastard has to sleep sometime
URBeingLied2 23
Like Marilyn Manson said "When you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean."
EmmaMK 35
His poo partials up your nose. Nice! Fart on his tooth brush. Seriously, don't! What he did was really disgusting, but mildly funny.
sasquatchius 3
<p>He won the unwinnable - hero. </p>
lujianbo2017 5
<p>how to win this argument as a bf? if he win ,he loose his girlfriend.</p>
benjamins39 12
<p>Any guys dumb enough to do that would have to expect to get a very hard kick in the balls as a result</p>