Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

Magic moments

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML