Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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Comments (263)
noclevername 0
If you didn't know he had a girlfriend, FYL. If you did know, you don't have any sort of moral obligation towards her, but you don't get to whinge when this happens.
ajj_fml 0
why is everyone hating on this girl? for all you know she has been madly in love with him for years. even if she knew he had a gf, he's the one who made the commitment to his gf and HE's the one who had the obligation to stay away from other women.
Patchesdm 0
this is what leads to sites like these. where everybody hates everybody and everyone wants vengeance. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ojfncllgl6wcs0uwpk5tav9tlmmf
Danieeru 0
What's YDI short for?
Tag2Ignite 0
''you deserved it''.
itsstevie 0
Complete pwnage
ashatan 0
you need to be more sneaky next time do it at your house
Next_Step 0
you and the girl are idiots for sleeping with the guy. what if he gave you something that he got from her? so you deserved it nasty ass!
brianna_jordon 0
yea you pretty much deserved that . your a slutt .
Hemlock420 0
Im pretty sure she should have beaten you. Your lucky- if that was me... you wouldnt have left.
Nuns_FTW 0
I have proof she knew the guy had a girlfriend. Obviously, its human nature to want to make yourself look better than you are. Even in FMLs. If she did not know the guy had a girlfriend already, she would've said so. To make herself look better. But since she didn't say that, assuming this story is real, she knew. Lucky you made it out alive with your clothes.