Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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Tag2Ignite 0
whoa dude, whoa. even though i believe in abstinence, no cheating, etc, you don't have to hate on the ******* girl. you've gotta hear both sides of the story. the girl may have not known he was in a relationship. why the **** would they have to go to hell? or have the shittiest lives imaginable? what about you, asshole? girls having sex with guys is considered "whorish", but if a guy has sex, he's a pro. goddamn reject. think before you ******* speak, Jedidiah.
Bullshet 0
She just watched? I would've kicked your ass out, literally. YDI bitch.
gummibehrs 4
YDI, *****. You're lucky she let you leave. I would've beaten the shit out of you and let you crawl out the door with two shattered ankles.
CynicComedian 2
Holy crap, you're a *****! I bet your vag smells like old cheese. Hope she beat the crap out of you and then chopped off that bastard's dick.
nobitch 0
ok if you knew he had a gf then YDI if you didn't then FYL i hope you didn't have feelings for him
whoareyouagain 0
why the hell are you sleeping with random people anyways! do you think its fun or something? Take the time to know people damnit. Its bitches like you that end up homewreckers. If it were me I would kicked your ass out with a baseball bat you freakin *****!
janise 2
People need to stop blaming the 'other woman' (or man as the case may be) and start blaming the person who cheated in the relationship. I see it all the time: guy cheats on girl, girl gets pissed at other woman and forgives guy, guy cheats again. If you're gonna blame anyone blame him.
cmac86 24
ydi *****.
lexiluv101 0
did he TELL u he has a girlfriend? if so YDI if noy FYL
gatorgrl1988 0
funny udi