Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I woke up in horror to see that my 34-year-old cousin, who was spending the night, was watching me sleep. Once he noticed that I was awake, he quietly left the room. I told my mom, who then told me not to tell anyone and pretend that it never happened. FML
Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my parents told me that we were going to go and see my uncle, who lives very far away. I got excited, until I realized they fucking lied so I would attend the funeral of an acquaintance of my father, whom I had never met in my life, and he only met a couple times. This is why I have trust issues. FML
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perdix 31
I'm sure it was weird for the first few months as the corpse was rotting, but your kid shoud be OK now that he's just down to a skeleton. Skeletons are cooler than teddy bears.
ebdeadaccount 11
At least you know he has caring teachers
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Comments (174)
wilhelmsammi7309 5
I bet all you people condemning the teacher for calling cps are the same people who would condemn her if the child was being molested!!!
mightymart 5
Some people should seriously mind their own f#^}
YouputwhatWHERE 6
Gotta love how little kids leave out the important parts
ChickInGreenVans 12
Creepy..
Arch27 27
My bedroom is where my wife's grandfather passed away. I'm torn on whether or not it's creepy.
shutyourmouth12Z 7
Why Would you give your 7 year old son his uncles bed?
UltimateGIRness 16
That sounds like cps.when my mom wanted to adopt my half sister(same dad,different mom)the CPS was all over us,but when my friends niece was bein abused,she was with her abusive mother for a year.as for sleeping in the uncles bed,there is nothin wrong with that as long as you moved the body first.lol
avifors 10
My little sister told her daycare lady that "Mommy put me in the oven". Luckily the lady was a family friend and she knew that it wasn't true.
doglover100 29
I'd be creeped out too.
fantasyworld 39
That is creepy.