Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
KylAisAmazingG 0
I highily doubt it was moldy. I work at burger king. we toast the buns, therefore...someone looks at them. and we have a color system when to throw away the buns when they are old. the buns are baked fresh before arriving at bk. so I doubt a fresh bun would have mold on it.
KylAisAmazingG 0
I also agree with #42! I don't even think we have xupins for half off the food.
KylAisAmazingG 0
oops coupons* or however it's spelt... :
PhoenixFiend 0
I work at mcdonalds. Our policy for finding anything in the food that shouldn't be there (caterpillar, mold, plastic, etc.) is to give a refund of the entire order plus a free replacement meal, if they'll accept. This BK and your Micky D's are just cheap as hell.
Zakafein 0
That's barely an fml retard.
Djamez 0
ydi for not sueing ingesting moldy burger = bucku bucks u need a lawyer?
nerdface89 2
That happened to me at Hungry Jacks last week which is the Australian equivalent to Burger King. I decided to finally change my order and tried a grilled chicken burger.. it had some different bun some wholemeal thing and I noticed the bread tasted strange straight away but figured it was coz it was different.. about halfway in I noticed a mouldy spot on the bottom of the bun.. I didn't notice before coz I wrap my burgers in the paper while I eat so it doesn't fall apart so there's reasons u wouldnt see it... They were going to swap it but I changed burgers figuresd the whopper bread sees more turnover >< NEVER CHANGE UR ORDER! Oh and it's not just penicillin you can get botulinum.. the girls from the crucible were addled from eating mouldy bread... Burger King will cause us all to burn people at the stake!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That rye argot rumor has been mostly discredited, actually. The entire village, or at least the girls' families, would've shown similar signs of poisoning, since they all ate the same things. The witch trials were likely caused by socio-political tension, cultural bias, and mass hysteria. The religious beliefs about uncertain salvation set up a perfect storm for overreaction. Why yes, as a matter of fact, my book club did just read "The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane." ;)
DrDiamond 0
certain times of mold are known to cause cancer. YDI for eating fast food!
Zebidee 9
The people saying that eating mold is OK because that's where penicillin comes from have REALLY misunderstood how pharmacology works. Aspirin is derived from a willow bark extract, but that doesn't mean eating any old bits of tree will cure a headache.
mattyboy1989 0
write to head office to complain! always gets u more than in store lol