Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
LARLARLARLARLAR 0
To all of you who say its just 'pennicillan', Id really like to see you eat a moldy piece of bread right now. Please. I really want to see you back up your pathetic comment.
SirRobin 0
think of it as penicillin, not mold
giganticky 0
Well, whining about "omg u shud sew dem!!!!11!1oneone!!!" Isn't going to get much done, now will it?
CaptSkippy 9
sue? karmas getting back at you harming your body with fast food lesson learned
MrBubbles101 0
contact the health department and shut them down then for the trouble slide them the coupon for the half off whopper.
otakuchica 4
well, what would you like them to do? you should have giving you all you money back. I learned that as a customer, that if you complain enough and insist on what you want, they'll give it to you
USbrit18 0
Are you kidding? Sue them! That has to be a health code violation!
thisisFMLsoFYL 11
Actually, ordinary bread mold like that isn't an actual health risk. That 'mold' is only harmful if ur allergic to pennecillin. That's pretty much what it is, the wheat changing to pennecillin. It's good for u but people r afraid of it. The kind with spores is bad tho
Fatguineapig 13
Burger King is the devil
andrekrivo 20
I found a feather in my Mcchicken once after questioning if the Meath should be as hard as what I was biting into. at least they gave me 2 free meals lol