Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
feenicks 0
Man up princess, life isn't easy.
bludangl 0
sew
ohSNAPyall 27
Do you think that will help? This is really more of a crochet occasion
RedPillSucks 33
LOL!!!
Phaa 0
21 win hahaha
oarisimo 4
lol @ 21! too bad 18 is probably too stupid to realize their idiocy and understand the joke.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
21: What ISN'T a crochet occasion?! I'm a Happy Hooker; I take my project bag everywhere. :]
aardvarkish 17
Darn!
Buchitoo 4
I literally fell of my chair laughing @21 hahahahahaha. that was hilarious. Good one!
ohSNAPyall 27
Well played, aardvark.
Just_Me_143 0
you want him to sew... as in with a needle and thread?
richard92105 0
yes "sew" them, with a needle and thread, and possibly.a sewing machine
tucansam555 3
sue their ass
sean01 0
23 is right.. Sue them.
EvilDave 13
Too late to sue them as the OP has already accepted the coupon as compensation.
phorcep 0
FYL, but YDI for accepting that as an apology/compensation from them. that probably could have been a lawsuit you'd win.
fartacus 0
Respectful suggestion: don't eat at BK or other fast food places.
Rashaya 0
1.) That's why I don't eat their, they hire people that have a IQ of nothing. 2.) Don't just shove things in your mouth, when you eat out check your food for gawd sake. 3.) Sue them, epically when and if you get sick.
swimchic007 0
I'd love to see a person get epically sued.
tpea 1
You don't eat their what !? Please tell me, as I am dying to know!
oarisimo 4
speaking of having a low IQ, you can't even use the right "there/their/they're". ******* moron. maybe you should shut the **** up before insulting other people when YOU are clearly stupid...
rachymooboo 0
i work at burger king, and for you're information, I'M NOT STUPID. sure, it's not hard to work there, but assuming everyone there has an "IQ of nothing" just makes you look ignorant.
rapter9800 0
If you're so intelligent, then you will know that you're supposed to use "your" and not "you're" in the context of your sentence
corambis 13
I've had friends that have been served food on moldy buns at BK before. Here in Minnesota, their quality keeps slipping, and then they seem to fix it temporarily before it starts slipping again. There are some BK's here I just won't eat at, because I've never had good food there, although normally a good Whopper is hard to beat. Their fries suck though. I heard someone describe them as "foam fries", and that seemed a pretty accurate description.
randomlover 0
oh hell no you better go up there and hold that bk up and demand free shit but bk ain't really that good anyway so...
smoshiee 8
Guuuuuurl Oh no u dinnit
Noyes654 0
you don't settle until you have a years worth of free BK, or you take it to court.. ydi for being a pussy