Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
HouseHunter 2
Five guys rules!
timotay89 14
call their central management and bitch and moan till they give you stuff.
Kcek 0
sue those bitches
purpleadios 10
I'm sure you could sue them.
Danizike 0
idiot, you should've sued
nldawgsccr22795 0
nasty and pathetic ( on burger kings part)
rykafron 0
rashaya- you don't have an IQ... you clearly don't know the difference between there, their, and they're... people need to learn proper English! and I don't think op was complaining about how much the voucher was worth... op is probably complaining cuz BK expects him/her to eat more food from there that may be moldy also
MorganM521 0
I have Mycophobia (Fear of Mold) if that happend to me I would be rolling around on the ground crying while trying to get the stuff out of my mouth. Your life does suck.
psymon_fml 0
you really should have sued. thats ******* gross. its a restaurant.. they should have higher standards than that.
angtaffe 0
ydi for eating crapy fast food