Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
Taybabe2525 0
that's disquesting ;P yeah BK is sick
boredinnapoleon 0
you deserve it for eating at Burger King... ...that place is a pimple on the ass of the food industry...
boredinnapoleon 0
you deserve it for eating at Burger King... ...that place is a pimple on the ass of the food industry...
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
uhhh ur supposed to call the health Dept to have inspection done...that's disgusting!!!
ecuapunk101 0
ur so stupidd..... who the hell eats bk?? u shudve sued themm for giving u a moldy bun!!
JokeMeister 0
You should have thought a little quicker on your feet, you just gave a settlement away for a half priced burger from the same spot that gave you the bad one. Smart.
MeggyNicole 0
burger king is gross like that, I had an eyelash in my drink and they asked me if I wanted a new one. no burger king, I want to drink your workers eyelashes..
roobear 2
Quit crying here and contact corporate. They will give you some free stuff or a refund at least. Don't talk to the stupid local store manager, that will get you crappy compensation like half off a Whopper coupon.
DNMendez95 3
I would have asked for more I went to Wendy's and I found a piece of plastic not even half an inch long in my burger and they gave me another burger and an ice cream for free
gummib3ar 0
Sew them ! Thats against healthcode regulation.
giganticky 0
That would hurt.