Today, my male model boyfriend admitted to me that he has developed an eating disorder because of his career. He also told me we couldn't have sex anymore, because he might somehow absorb the food I eat, from my body, through intercourse. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to admit to my partner that occasionally when feeling I'm depressed, I binge eat until my stomach hurts. His response? "We can't financially afford you doing that." I guess finances mean more to him than my mental health. FML
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bidet 10
So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.
Levi2411 41
... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.
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Comments (24)
Levi2411 41
... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.
bidet 10
So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.
ahabsfan 17
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Male model? Relax, it’s not you, he’s gay.
randybryant799 21
He's an idiot.
cuz803 46
Either he's a meathead with a serious problem, or a funny sense of humor with a serious problem.
jobekka 20
he probably aren't able to get a rise anymore. malnutrition shuts the body down
Brightside86 31
Sounds made up. If this website has taught me anything it's that he's sleeping with your 2 best friends while hiding from his pregnant wife.
JasonThorn 23
So, what's it like dating Zoolander?
Wadlaen 24
I've heard a rumour that models tend to be less smart than the rest of us, and it seems like there's something to it!
bobsanction 18
Explain to him that sex is cardio so it'll counteract the calories he absorbs from you.
Zebediabolical 45
Assuming he's not the proverbial 'three pump chump' :D