Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Ligerie 0
That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[
emzmcgee 0
I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious
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foryoublue94 0
I'm really sorry but am I the only one who finds the thought of that sign hilarious?
K1al 0
rofl thats awesome its liek puttin a sign ona gumball machine saying today free 1 per person
Wololo 0
Was the guy who put up the sign by chance wearing a Guy Fawkes mask? Anyways, sorry that happened.
DirtyDiana_fml 0
I was on the bus reading this, fairly quiet bus. wasnt so quiet when i burst out laughing, it had to be contagious because before you knew it the whole bus was laughing.
HagelBagel 0
OK. I understand that some people find the sign offensive, but it's just a joke. Look, if we didn't have humor in the world we'd all be dead from stress by 30, tops. It's a funny story, get over it. Kudos to the dude for having a sense of humor.
cmac86 24
wow. that's a new situation I've never heard of. it is a sensitive situation and not funny they're missing, but then again he had a comedic twist on the subject.
dallasFAN 0
lol datz ****** hilarious. YDI for not havin a sense of humor.
dallasFAN 0
lol I would've never though of that. kudos to that guy for being creative. YDI for not having a sense of humor.
Sipos 0
Wring but funny.
kubagami 0
LOL! That is the most awesome thing I've heard all week! OMFG!!!