Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Ligerie 0
That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[
emzmcgee 0
I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
To the confused: They were Missing Children fliers. Most WalMarts have a huge bulletin board-type display near the doors. The Center for Missing and Exploited Children posts lots of fliers in the stores because WalMarts are such high-traffic areas. Most of the kids have been missing for years, often runaways or kidnapped by a non-custodial parent. If a kid wanders away from Mom, either one can ask an employee to page the other. There isn't usually a specific meet-up area.
Mignun 0
That really sucked. Can't believe at how heartless people are. Hopefully you explained to the 'mob' that someone else did it. I mean, wouldn't they see you chase the man out?
catryn 0
Larry David? Is that you?
omar_fml 0
hide & seek champs haha
qwerty123456789 0
I call fake...I've seen a picture of that sign on the internet. The odds of it actually being you are a million to one, especially since you would likely post it here shortly after it happened, given how famous that sign has become on the internet, and it's been months since I've seen that sign.
meeko1128 0
right, because no one else in the world can make that same sign and post it at one of the many many wal-mart stores...im just sayin...
star_ver 0
Dumbass.
dacampora 0
Guess thats what you get for shopping at WalMart!
Paige_Nicole10 0
bahahahahahha that dude is hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Grotesque 0
That guy is one helluva IRL troll.
jizi_x 0
that dude is not hilarious. wtf is wrong with you. i didn't even read all of these but i think its absolutely sick that people think that children getting kidnapped is funny. how in the hell is that in anyway amusing? someone said its the kids fault for not staying with their parents? they are usually under five years old. do you really think, in their minds someone is going to try to take them & rape them & kill them or whatever else? no. and the parents are devastated. whoever thought this was funny, how would you feel if this happened to your kids? freaks. & thats what you get for shopping at walmart? thats the dumbest thing i've heard in my life. grow the **** up.
roundkickkid 0
sucks you looked like a terrible person by doing a good deed.