Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Ligerie 0
That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[
emzmcgee 0
I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious
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Comments (181)
iFruit 0
saa94, why don't YOU grow up and learn to take a joke? There actually are pictures of the sign, you ass...
Bullshet 0
I'm failing to see the humor in kidnapped kids... But I'm sure their parents think it's hilarious.
pickwick716 0
HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HALF THE LOST CHILDREN ARE PROBABLY DEAD! And half of them probably deserve it for running away after their mom denied them WoW time on the computer. The kid who made the sign deserves props and cookies.
tymarie2012 31
dude stfu. you do not know the situation behind the disappearances.
teach09 0
I really don't see any humor in this situation at all. Obviously, the people who think it is funny, have never worked with children... ...or had a child that was close to them kidnapped. And they have no heart what-so-ever..
foryoublue94 0
and? actually I've worked with children before and I still find it hilarious. However I'm not above agreeing with your last statement about not having a heart.
justmeagirl 0
If it was, like, an area for lost children in the store, then it's kinda cute (especially for the kids sitting there). If it's for a board of, like, photos and info of missing children... not so much.
tymarie2012 31
it says in the FML that it was the board. did you even read the whole thing? or did you just pick through it?
lmao_rofl9 0
hahaha talk about classy.
triplethreat13 0
i agree with ^^. if it were in a lost children area of the store (yes they do have those now), it would've been funny and made the kids feel better. but since it was a missing children poster, that's not something to mess with. to the people saying that there's a picture on the internet with the same thing: maybe the OP didn't make it up. maybe the guy putting up the sign got it from the internet and decided to try it.
FarSide 23
That was not funny. Still, if you started your rant at me, I would have... in classic Three-Stooges style... stuck my fingers in your eyes and told you to MYOFB.
fml328 0
that signs on college humor and ydi for taking down the sign
lolwatlol 0
YDI for trying to ruin something awesome
Soris 0
My sentiments exactly.