Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
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Top comments
Bakarra 22
Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...
SmileyKyliKins 4
Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..
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Comments (128)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Who said OP was a guy?
2dog 15
Ewwwwww!!!!!
mrnuleef 7
I hope you can sleep with your eyes open, cause that will make for some pretty messed dreams. fyl.
NoSubway4Me 8
Haha, that's terrible. My mom and I were at the wave pool and she jumped up to avoid a big wave. Her boob also came out.
fadingaway 17
Oh no, an elderly human woman with a saggy breast, how traumatising.
TazInYourPantz 13
"Dangling", eh? *twitches*
frigofjim 5
Nice
kissandcontrol01 20
I originally read "today at the Supermarket..." I was so confused when I saw stuff about bathing suits in the comments!!!!
somewizdom 15
34, why the hell would you think every guy's dream is to be that? If some guy is going to build a career in medicine just to be able to examine vaginas and breasts all day, he's very troubled. He might as well go work at a strip club, sparing himself medical school.
uniquefreak99 4
I'm sorry to say but you'll never forget that boob. xD