Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
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Bakarra 22
Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...
SmileyKyliKins 4
Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..
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Comments (128)
pcentral 17
I recommend seeing a doctor immediately! You may be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!
tmmundy 17
That's not even remotely funny!!
DocBastard 40
FalloutGuru - Examining patients is part of my everyday job. When I do a complete physical exam, it's complete - head to toe and everything in between, men and women alike. It isn't just OB-GYNs who see vaginas and urologists who see penises. We all see them all the time, and I assure you there's nothing sexual about it.
Jamialia 5
As the saying goes.. sharing is caring.
thiscrazything 1
Ah, water parks, if you hang around them long enough, you're going to see some dislodged personal part hanging off of some embarrassed soul! Suck it up, and be glad it wasn't you.
MissAmz 7
Great, now all I can see is dangling boobs. +_+
DerrickJames 33
Haha this is true! But I don't think men care about being hurt when it comes to the boobies of women.
supportcommand 17
Could have been worse. She could have lost the whole swim suit. And then your parents would have made you cover up grandma so no one can see her. Picture that. Naked, wet granny. With your towel wrapped around her. Go get her bikini bottom from the wave pool. Much worse now, right?
khalil2694 6
That rhymed lol
Enslaved 38
I have a few gynecologist that come into my job. (I bartend ) I once asked if they still get turned on by their wife/girlfriends, seeing what they see all day long? I was surprised to hear them say, "Yes, very much so!" They're professional and never view that part of their job as sexual (and I honestly believe them) Now. . . the strip club bouncers had a completely different view. :P
305Miami 0
Are you a guy or girl? I'd hate to see that
Turtle_rebellion 10
Why would it matter? Do you think guys enjoy the sight of their grandmother's dangling ****?
mrnuleef 7
Ha if you're really from miami, then just go to haulover beach, or hollywood, or even south beach, mtv always forgets to show the old nudists on beaches. Im from mia originally