Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Now you can move on to better guys, who aren't douchebags! At least it isn't you who has his kid.
kerrwoof 13
What a good best friend you have... FYL. Now you'll be reminded of being betrayed everytime you see her baby.
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Comments (129)
amara92_fml 10
Your ex & your 'best friend' are disgusting.. kick em out of ur life. Cnt believe people are like that.
pipc 10
You work at a hospital, delivering babies, but you can't spell "phase" correctly? That's more worrisome than this entire "FML".
monnanon 14
check your facts. phase means a passage of time i.e. "its a phase im going through. phaze in this context means bother. not the same word. same meaning or spelling.
CharresBarkrey 16
It's actually "faze," "Phaze" isn't even a word.
fatou_fml 7
That's messed up you didnt slap her after she went through that pain
KingCeltic77 18
He cheated on you, and she betrayed your friendship. Sounds like a perfect couple.
darkshaft1 8
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. No Strings to hold you back.
80skid 15
Why would this normally not faze you? Does she sleep with your boyfriends often?
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Did you hit your best friend in the stomach after coming to the realization that she was ******* your guy when he was with you?
marlenoysis 7
Not best friend anymore. I hope..
enahom 4
Wow some guys are just assholes
msmikaylamarie 2
Normally? This happens frequently?