Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Top comments
redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
brink0war 3
For those who don't understand, he keeps saying diet because he thinks the person ordering was fat.
pokerJ 0
Here's a concept: LOSE WEIGHT!
valmont_fml 0
I'm not sure that you actually understand how that works. Different people have different body types, psychological reactions, and physiological reactions. For a lot of people, telling them "just lose weight" is like saying "just quit smoking." People know it's bad for them, but it's harder to do something about than you think. Besides, there isn't any reason for the waiter, or you, to be insulting about the whole thing.
Shanaynayx3 0
That asshole!
Hockeylover87_71 0
hey, he was trying to help you!
RatIsKing 0
#45 is an idiot. #44 is right: the aspertame and other chemicals present in diet sodas can cause cancer—a lot more dangerous than the extra sugar in the original
Dharman117 0
YDI for being fat.
HyperExecuter 0
your a douche. say oh yeah I'm a fatass thanks for the tip. then take the ******* coke
ElinH_fml 0
That's one lame fml.
stepup0220 0
wow.
MistCover 0
I've had the same problem, when buying a no carb Rockstar and my weekly snack cake, the cashier once said "the diet energy drink's not gonna help." and I said "it's for my diabetic boyfriend."