Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
butterybiscuit 6
Theyre not sayin that cause your a female..... I think they're tryin to tell you somethin.... (lose some weight!!!)
silversonic75 6
Maybe if you asked for Pepsi it would have been different. Or not, but now you will never know....
acethehusky 0
diet coke has artificial sweeteners in it, which is bad for your liver. regular coke has corn sugar in it, which is natural and is better if you don't drink it all of the time.
Amandabobmaxwell 4
Ha!
Gringe 1
The sugar that makes up cornsyrup is horrible for u especiallyr liver... Artificial sugars r fine for u... Also regular coke has a ph of like 2 and so cquses ulcers... Sdiet cokes ph is much higher so it is better for ur weight, liver, teeth, and stomach... Funny how people take every rumor as an absolute fact...
bagleface 6
Diet coke is worse for you
No_LoveMM 3
58 and 63, The only ingredient in splenda is sucrose, and sucrose is the "sweet" part of sugar.
newburton13 26
Asshole.
BboyMarkieMark 3
That's when you get up and slap the waitress and then walk out like a bawse
urmomshouse 0
He was probably foriegn you fat hoe