Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Top comments
redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
itsbryn 0
sorry built we are out of regular coke. so much time wasted. moron
Ikz_Hustler 9
Everything is bad for you. Might as well have the real deal #63 nice one ;)
ising20 1
um no. regular coke is way worse... not saying diet coke should be a substitute (since its all bad).. but coke is just as much acidic and coke is made with real sugar. splenda may be bad for certain things but overall coke has been known to cause worse problems. -personal trainer
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Diet coke is worse because artificial sweetners make your body think it's getiing sugar, but it never does, it's especially bad for diabetics
jaymarz 1
Haha sorry but if this did happen to you but this is funny
SamanthaRose143 6
It's fml because the waiter was calling the customer fat
KataraTheBender 0
Thank you!!! Someone who knows the truth!!!
KataraTheBender 0
How about we just say bother are crap for you and realize that bother have artificial ingredients that make it a scilent killer?
ilovegeorgie 0
was it at McDonald's? lol
chupacabra141 9
Jesus that's hilarious. I can't stop laughing