Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Top comments
redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
coolbrony12 3
Hey that means he was checking you out to think you need to watch your figure. At least that's the bright side. Sorry OP
northbaldwinbabe 18
seriously rude waiter. I'd ask for the manager to complain for being unprofessional and rude.
missalice0306 19
He must not be very bright, because there's no chance he's getting a decent tip now
BiChelsea 6
I am type 1 diabetic and have been for all my life. I was told that diet coke uses aspartame. And it also has phosphoric acid so that rots your teeth more then citric acid! Splenda is perfect for diabetics. Moat diabetics don't want all there carbs to be in there drink. Drink sweetened with Splenda is much better then other sweeteners. Splenda does not trick the body into thinking it's sugar. Your facts are incorrect. And my mother (who is a doctor) said that Splenda is safe and doesn't cause cancer.
gio4467 7
Maybe they didn't have regular coke?
red61977 9
Did you tell him "Bring me a diet and I will ******* cut you?"
Orchard 33
And that's when you get up and leave, while reporting him on your way out the door.
longbeck4 28
Diet pops are gross and have some weird fluid that they use in dead bodies. I would have called him and asshole and demanded the manager.
adorable6 14
how da **** is dat an fml really ???
Kamon97 23
I have learned so much from this FML