Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Top comments
redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
ramonajay 0
lmao at 29
may_cause_fail 0
That waiter sucks. :[ The customer is always right; you don't see people working at McDonald's telling fatties not to supersize their combo.
taylorswiftfan 0
are u sure thts not all they had? its sounds lik he was trying to say tht there was not regular coke... idt a waiter would call someone fat... they get a lot of their money from tips
amykillswitch 0
hahaha harsh man.
SublatePandemic 0
HAHAHAHA. that is hilarious. :)
MechaMew2 0
Diet stuff never works. It tricks the body and causes you to eat more.
Tarnag 0
The opposite happens to me, I ask for Diet and people don't believe that I want it. I just prefer the taste. Anyways, that really sucks, but if other people can see it, you might need to. Not that Diet Coke actually does anything healthy for you.
Gunpar 0
Maybe he's trying to tell you something...Just order a glass of ice water next time, there are plenty of things more FML-worthy than having the harsh truth handed to you.
ShenziSixaxis 0
Diet sodas are bad for you anyways (worse than normal soda).
kathira120 3
#44 is right, diet coke has more hidden calories and sugars then are in Regular coke. But you gotta love those waiters!! hahah FYL. (even if your not fat, or obese, waiters tend to suggest that kind of thing. don't feel bad!)
BrEnNo1023 5
hidden calories and sugars in DIET coke? all it is is carbonated water, colours and sweeteners you fool. if you read the nutrition information on THE SIDE OF THE CAN you'll see it has 0.0 grams of carbohydrates and sugars. it gives you 0.8% of your daily kilojoule requirements. ******* rat's ass it has HIDDEN CALORIES AND SUGAR. that's the worst conspiracy theory i've EVER HEARD. even worse than the bible. we all know the bible was hijacked in the dark ages by popes and used to control society instead of normal educational books
citygirlnomore 0
exactly LOL
kiresun64 0
lol number 49 thats great
KingAdrock 16
"diet coke has more sugar then Regular coke" Wut.
R0nBurgundy 0
let the journalist handle this: all pops are bad, coke will give you diabetes or get you fat faster than diet hence the sugars and calories. Diet Coke uses chemicals to flavor and keep consistency without putting any calories in, chemicals that may lead to cancer if you drink like 10 of them a day. Diet coke is worse than coke, it has a lot of hidden ingredients that are horrible for you (note: previous commentor not all ingredients are listed on the side, the recipe is a SECRET) Overall coke isn't that bad as long as you don't over abuse it. diet coke is worse, it won't get you fat but the chemicals in are bad, again as long as you dont over abuse it neither will really harm you.
possiblyapotato 10