Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Top comments
SeahorseGuy 7
Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.
Kiki242 19
That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.
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Comments (141)
day624 14
I am cringing
agary3 0
who wears a cup to play football anyway? I've played all my life and never have or any of my teammates. professionals don't either.. its your own fault
billmcrich 1
Didn't know that bone could crack.
BandNerdLife 4
Buh.. There isn't a bone there.. It's just muscle..
gman90210 18
Why did you have a boner ?
wolverine47 10
Which "bone" did you mean? Hahaha
llamaduckllama 1
Well, there goes your season. Sorry OP
ajkwilso 8
Hahahaa I'm the biggest lineman on my team, I live making hits like that
brettrb 18
Well arent you so freaking awesome. The FML community totally gives a shit.
Darkme 1
wow that must of hurt also call me stupid but ur dick has a bone??? i never new that anyway get better
czaragoo 4
I've never heard of a guy wear a protective cup during football. Baseball, sure. Football, no way.... in hindsight though, it was probably a good idea