Love: Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone...

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

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billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

lamarr 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:23

LMAO # 8

Melody_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:27

well he does sound kinda sweet and in a funny sorta way...but i know it would bother me a bit but thats just cause i'm like OOBER insecure. but it sounds like he may of had good intentions ;]

threer 30

Monday 23 November 2015 19:28

No one asked if you're "OOBER insecure".

kier31 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:29

Wow. Some people get so emotional about other peoples stories. was dumb boring and ugly really necessary? I don't think so. you've got yourself a guy with a great sense of humor! goodluck!

Spencer_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:33

He meant it in an "intrests" way like you like different things.

Radical_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:46

LOLOL

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

LTMcleod 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:06

your right, it pisses me off

confusedAsFuck 34

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:22

"your" too..

Meri_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:32

Obviously he was joking, but you should stop trying to get compliments that way, that's not very nice...

Amkii 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:51

#5 - Agreed!

katieatieay 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:51

wow, i could not agree more with #5. seriously, i can't stand it when people say stuff like that. "oh i'm so ugly, i'm so fat, you're so much prettier than me, wah." i swear next time someone says this to me, i'll tell them they're right.