Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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spaerro 8
Did you call her out on being a total ******* asshole?
meihua 19
Damn. Did you tell her off? And tell her you are an albino?
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Comments (99)
sihtkcuf 6
Your a special person. Don't let some dumb science nerd bother you.
isallwaysme 27
There's a typo in the FML, a simple auto correct, it says, "told my that my" I think it should be, "told ME that my" could you look into that FML team?
Omniprism 15
What a bitch. I'm sorry. Should have told her she looked like a cheap *****.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Aw, I think she was just jealous of how pretty you were. There was an albino girl in my elementary school (and eventually reappeared in my high school) and she was so gorgeous it was unfair.
edris_305 21
Didnt that fucktard get proper education !!!!
SwordMeow 4
How did anyone put OP deserved this, he or she was born an albino.
Mr_Satan 11
I'm sure there's a fair amount who are dickheaded enough to think OP deserves it for not making a costume in the first place.... but yea, def not deserved
viper8608 9
go everywhere as the albino from the Da Vinci code. it would be awesome
onorexveritas 24
she's just an ignorant bitch, I hope you told her off
TrilliousDivine 9
How mean!!! If I could id give you a hug OP.
charvisioku 22
Even if it had been a costume, what right does she have? FML's making me want to napalm humanity lately.