Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
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Top comments
stary1722 6
At least acne is good for something!
TheFirstSamurai 18
I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".
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Comments (45)
domking1315 20
At least they go well with your costume! Dont worry. It might fade with time.
ruabadfishtoo 0
Pimples do go away but some leave scars and trust me those are worse than pimples as they can last years.
Poppipuff 14
At least every comments here begin with 'at least'.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
32 you're right haha. I never noticed that.
emilyzeppo 3
I like how you said "might" haha
stary1722 6
At least acne is good for something!
perdix 31
Birth control.
DoubleCross 9
Too far perdix
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Birth control pills aren't solely used for the prevention of pregnancy. It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Exactly why perdix commented; Birth control
yabbadabbadooyah 12
He means the pimples themselves act as birth control
obnum 19
At least they complimented you! ;)
TrippingOnAcid 29
Ahahaha well at least it looked good
CharresBarkrey 16
You combo broke the first four comments from all starting with "at least."
the_enigma1019 1
At least they aren't burning you at the stake, a witches life is a hard one.
Posthuman 26
"How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" *looks at the man* "I got better!"
the_enigma1019 1
Monty python is the bomb
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Look on the bright side, every one gets breakouts , you got yours on a day that made you look cooler.
traveler_ghost 12
just a little bit of oil, dirt and grease is all...
xGolfWangx 5
**** Acne -_-t
Posthuman 26
I'd rather **** a girl, thanks
TylerOMFG 7
Too bad for you then huh, 35?
one_of_a_kind 5
At least they don't know it is acne!
smartman136 8
Im back bitches. Also ydi for not using stridex or other acne control products
rahulcool7 14
They don't always work and most acne products take time to clear the acne.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
They didn't work for me. They just keep it from breaking out as much.
KiddNYC1O 22
10- Who are you exactly?
JJtJJ 13
A troll. Welcome to the internet.
KiddNYC1O 22
^ Says the noob with just 4 comments.