Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, as revenge for cheating on her, my now-ex girlfriend sent pictures of me at a Halloween party to my boss and the HR department. I'm in blackface. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
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008GGG 14
That’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for public office someday.
E2dav 5
oh dude, that is NOT ok...
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Comments (15)
008GGG 14
That’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for public office someday.
baileyac 4
Not if he runs as a liberal
riley873 21
****** a! this is why we can't have nice things
RichardPencil 32
Ask Justin Trudeau how that worked out for him.
baileyac 4
And Ralph Northam
RichardPencil 32
I was going to mention him, but I thought he was a little too obscure for the international crowd.
E2dav 5
oh dude, that is NOT ok...
mccuish 25
Ask Justin Trudeau how that’s working out for him.
ahabsfan 17
Admit to wearing blackface after pictures surface and still get re-elected Prime Minister of Canada....f’ing mint!
TomeDr 25
So is he racist or just clueless? Honestly, I hope he used a sharpie and will have to live with the consequences of his stupidity for a week or so.
Oley 27
"A little dark skinned", does that mean Tan? If yes then your friend used the wrong color marker😂
riley873 21
if they're white (which they're not), then yes. when we say a little dark skinned it usually means somewhere between milk and dark chocolate
Oley 27
"between milk and dark chocolate" what's the medium? Tan, right?
mfranks19891989 10
If he’s a heavy sleeper color his whole face black with permanent marker