Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.
kimuchi_warui 4
wow, someone just turned twelve.
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Comments (400)
Rickyretardo 0
make me another samich u bitch!
Yaseeher 0
İ would love to meet your DEBATE partner, some think you are in a relationship =/
thatoneGeo 0
not a fml idiot. some women deserve it as much has men. I've seen things and I agree with him
quietlytearful 0
yeah @37? what have you seen? nothing, I bet. being beat isn't funny, don't say people deserve it. no one deserves it. violence isn't strength, it's weakness and an inability to control yourself..
Bro_Namath 0
On the contrary, violence is very much strength. In fact, violence is power. Why do you think there are world powers? 'Cause they beat the shit out of all the smaller fags that can't defend themselves.
yerliefsuks 0
rofl, this ain't a fml, it's a funny
956TXking 0
is it not weird that your a bitch....
Yaseeher 0
haha yeah it is weird, dude sarcasm ftw she did not mean that , don't get aroused by online comments. your total tally =6 posts. remember it is quality not quantity so quit trolling and messing up the FML server, no one appreciates it.
Yaseeher 0
There is a saying ' Don't fight with the stupid, they will drag you down to their stupidity level' i am sorry i have spent my time here posting this comment.
quietlytearful 0
haha @50 'puto' ? high 5, for insulting in spanish. I do that too when I'm pissed. :p
956TXking 0
is that so purplehaze
purplehaze980 0
not a doubt in my mind about both the things I mentioned ... I felt like ;) ... but then > (
CallMeHush 1
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
sorcerersinger 0
nothing, you already told her twice!
FYLDeep 26
Rihanna?
CallMeHush 1
OK, round two. What does a woman say when she gets home from a battered woman's shelter?
CallMeHush 1
A: Nothing if she has learned anything.
CallMeHush 1
LOL, angry.
ScaryGirl 4
Ok, what about this one: A woman tells her husband: I want you to give me a present, something that will surprise me, something that will take my breath away... And then he punched her in the stomach :D
angrynegro7 16
Good one! :D
sorcerersinger 0
well, it was HIS partner who was on the same team as him. why else is it on the website? and you're right. horrible thought.
956TXking 0
you tell her she deserved it
paperdolll 0
i'm a female and i can say that some women do deserve it. a lot of them act like bitches soooo :]
Quest_ 13
You have a ******, you clearly are a world-class authority on if and why women deserve to be beaten. Thank you for your insights!
boreddoubletears 0
Hahahaahahahha! ^Thank you.