Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.
kimuchi_warui 4
wow, someone just turned twelve.
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Comments (400)
Tabbykat9698 0
HAHAHA I'm a girl and this is funny. Grow a sense of humor assholes.
Yaseeher 0
Sense of Humour and cute, lovely =)
soccerballs 0
what happened to being able to hit ur spouse with an object no wider than ur thumb :).
FYLDeep 26
A bullet?
Aussieprincess 7
72 lol
blankettt 0
@yaseeher Well, I've been checking back and it's still gone. I honestly can't think of any reason as to why it would have been deleted, it was even related to the post. @snickerdoodles On the FML application that I use on my G1, there is no reply button. I'm not sure how it is on the other applications, because there are a bunch of them, but that's just a thought in reponse to your last comment.
Yaseeher 0
Not sure then, well it is only a comment, post it again =)
weritomexican 7
well I think it depends what app you get like I have the "FML Official" on my iPhone it works great blankett
RuukasuNinja 0
#72can I beat snicker... it might be fun
popatia 0
Since snick thinks some women deserve to be beaten. I call first dibs on her.
ScaryGirl 4
well, it's a debate. if it was somehow in favor of what you were trying to prove, then, well, it's just an argument..but not a very good one, lol :P But you could have saved it like, they deserved it because they didn't leave earlier..I mean, just a suggestion in case you can still fix it :P Oh, and I'm sorry you lost(or are going to lose), you better find a new partner..or don't let this one speak..tape his/her mouth or something xP :)
popatia 0
Ninja. I think we can work something out so we can beat her together.
blankettt 0
@yaseeher It was a very long, elaborate comment, haha. Eh, I have nothing better to do anyway.
Yaseeher 0
Oh ok haha Well i hate staying on the site too long then i feel the need to pick out people and put them down , sometimes i do fail yes. haha Well i hope you find the reason to mystery comment disappearances. good luck =)
Backspacer17 0
LOL win