Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Dswank620 18
Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.
xaylaxabsencex 4
well shit.
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Comments (136)
Dswank620 18
Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.
happylappy 21
What the heck is a winged rat?! I'm too scared of what I'll find if i google it.
robotiick7 23
Seagulls. They are seagulls.
ShyAnn29 15
I thought pigeons were called winged rats, not seagulls.
jessBeAqueen 13
I thought bats were called winged rats....
fareith 15
I thought flying rats were called winged rats...
K410 18
Boy that escalated quickly...
applebramble 22
I really hope OP pulled over to call 911 and make sure everyone was okay at least :/
FinalDarkWraith 10
It seems that a fry is an inverse grenade... Just toss it and a bunch of birds are sucked into it, causing mass destruction...
xaylaxabsencex 4
well shit.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
OMG you look just like Tulisa... you know, the X Factor judge. Sorry I just wanted to say you're heck of beautiful (she's my #1 woman crush).
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why this is being thumbed down. Sound advice.
Serisent 26
There's a difference between hitting one animal and potentially hitting a flock of birds. One is not so dangerous, the other has the potential to be incredibly dangerous.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
They removed my comment >.> just trying to spread the love wth. :c
your_face 15
88 - more dangerous than swerving, and potentially hitting another car, a tree, a lamppost, etc?
Leki_0609 11
Yea incredibly dangerous if it was a car, but it was a truck. I think you meant the truck was incredibly dangerous for the pigeons.
Beva_fml 15
Ever heard of the term "don't feed the animals"?
theaaxis 27
This seems like an inadvertent episode of 'When Animals Attack"
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Isn't that a rule at the zoo and large parks that contain something.. I don't know, dangerous? Like... Bears? Generally not something like a bird. But I don't think I'd feed a seagull. More like a duck or pidgeons.
oxygenius 14
Oh my! I've never heard of that before! Thank you for enlightening me, I guess I will stop feeding my pets from now on.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
46 - PETA's gon find you!
clemsi 20
PETA does not want people to own pets anway so they are probably already on their way.
finalyearsofhate 22
Actually a lot of places have bans on feeding gulls.
AbstraktThoughts 13
And your life sucks, how? More like **** the lives of those involved in the accident that YOU caused OP!
AbstraktThoughts 13
Wtf? My comment got moderated bc Mu comment said, "And this is an FML for you, how? More like an FML for those who were involved in the accident YOU caused, OP." Mod gods be trippen.
CVTTRVN 19
All this commotion due to a thrown french fry . You should be ashamed of yourself OP .
feelingold 18
noone said idiocy was intentional...
applebramble 22
As if he meant for that to happen
Metallica36176 16
I'm pretty sure she was being sarcastic guys...thats how I took it at least.
tacojauns 45
You pecked a wrong time to though that fry
Dusty_Busters 15
Well done.
wasliedtoasakid 22
throw***
brittyboo123 35
I hope everyone in that truck is okay. Hopefully the crash wasn't extreme.
M3DIC4T3 29
Jeez OP that's just bad luck. Is your name Brian, by any chance?
robotiick7 23
No but I bet the truck driver is
persianninja 23
They might be long lost brothers who knows
NoFlippinWai 24
nope. pretty sure op is john. ^.^
WellImScrewed124 6
On shit
JokersHQ 21
Although quite hilarious and odd timing. It actually doesn't come down to your fault. Don't be so hard on yourself. No you shouldn't have thrown the fry out of a moving vehicle but then again the other driver shouldn't have veered so hard. Hitting the brakes would have worked just as well. (Where I live this sort of thing -animals popping in the road- is quite common so maybe I'm just applying logic from here but hey they don't call it an opinion for nothing)
KeXu 6
Trucks take a longer time to stop
Serisent 26
Note that the OP doesn't say what kind of truck. It might just be a pick-up truck, in which case it wouldn't take longer to stop at all.
JadeWinter 16
Yeah, their brakes are also louder, I'm not an expert on seagulls, but I'm pretty sure they fly away at loud noises. Just putting it out there.
horneyhic 15
There shit hawks he should've hit them we could use a few less