cauteriseme
United Kingdom
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Dover, United States
Inconvenienced
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
MarchingNightmare
Hendersonville, United States
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Trent
United States
Deviated septum blues
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Bleach dat Blood
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"
kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
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docscientist 10
I was sick with alternating chills and fever, stop whining and stick a tampon up your nose.
Mirjanaslover 0
I get nosebleeds kinda often, I always just roll up half a kleenex and shove it up my nose like a tampon. Problem solved.
purrfume 0
So? Many people have it worse than a nosebleed on new years. YDI for thinking "**** my life" over such a little unimportant thing! The rest of 2011 is ahead of you, that's far more important than the exact time of transition. For me this was very "FML I broke a nail!!!" Ugh.
imnother 2
i felt like throwing up and then passed out from a migraine when midnight came around. it was at my own party too. a nose bleed isnt that bad.
Mrbedlamman 0
Hey i was taking a dump i missed the ball drop and fireworks
hideyoself 4
I got a footjob from a beaver
DakotaCat 4
Where's the fun in skiing if you go slow?
imnother 2
#56 lol niice ;)
mp2658 0
man that really sucks you bitch
tyetus 0
I had/have an earache/tootache/cold when the ball dropped... Suck it up ydi