cauteriseme
United Kingdom
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Dover, United States
Inconvenienced
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
MarchingNightmare
Hendersonville, United States
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Trent
United States
Deviated septum blues
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Bleach dat Blood
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"
kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
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hate_my_mom 0
at least you had a nosebleed for two years
Blacksmokehick 0
suck it up you big whining ******.
Emmybearxo 0
Yeahh thass not a big deal lol? Srry though?
aenemadreamer 0
shouldn't have done so much cocaine OP
EvilDave 13
I was at home alone watching a movie because the woman I thought was my girlfriend is in jail waiting to go to prison for 2.5 years for violating her probation by leaving drug rehab, which she was sentenced to, and driving my car with a suspended license. She was in drug rehab for violation her probation by being out during her curfew, driving my car under the influence with a suspended license. She was on probation for driving her sort-of husband to a drug deal. I say sort of husband because they never filed the marriage license even though they had a religious ceremony. When she left rehab, she went to New Orleans and took him with her even though she was supposed to be my girlfriend. I feel so bad for you :-
skateking133 0
ahahaha win
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
get over yourself. my birthday is December 31st and i spent the whole day working while my boss and all of my coworkers are out partying it up. And did i mention it was my daughters first new year? you act like being in the bathroom at 12 is the end of the world.
budge10 0
wow i spent my last 2 new years with a broken nose and a horrible flu
LAXgurlie28 0
your point?
dmcp1985 3
you're in the UK. what did you expect with that weather. crap place hate it
RoxxyHustle 7
boo frikkin hoo! When you're done bleedin from the face, get outta the bathroom, grab a glass of champagne and toast the new year. Your whole like isn't fked because you missed the exact moment 11:59:59 clicked over to the new year. STFU.