Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
How many nosebleeds do you normally have in a day? If I have one nosebleed where I almost pass out, I’m getting to the ER right away. My normal number of nosebleeds per year is zero.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You're as funny as a severed artery.
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Comments (17)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Does your name happen to be Roshi?
Charlie Given 28
Must be that time of month 🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
You're as funny as a severed artery.
corrupteddevil 12
That is very unfair to severed arteries around the world.
Chloe555_fml 27
Now THAT 👆🏻 was funny!
BurnInDemonFire 39
If this were an anime, I'd ask if you'd seen four really hot women. But as it's real life, I think, I wanna ask if you're on some kind of medication. But yeah, check in with your doctor, before you pass out and faceplant the corner of a table on your way to the floor.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
have you been drinking any water at sll in the past week
RichardPencil 32
How many nosebleeds do you normally have in a day? If I have one nosebleed where I almost pass out, I’m getting to the ER right away. My normal number of nosebleeds per year is zero.
Envy22 32
You should probably see a doctor and possibly get blood work. Praying for you.
Gofuckyourself 24
Lol.. you think?
rodfergie 18
Or..... and this is just an idea, quit punching yourself in the face so hard.
mutlupb 4
But first let me write this FML while I bleed out....
fde2blknimout 18
Cocaine is a hell of a drug