Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
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WCARlover 35
That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that
tdap88 7
I think you may need to read that again
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Comments (202)
fartay55 11
Omg you poor thing! That's so mean :(
whyme203 15
Wow I hope that you punished him the way he deserved. I'm not for abusing children but I do believe in disciplining a child. There is a line some people do cross it and they themselves should be punished for it but bullying and disrespecting and hurting your parents is not ok
ptoka 20
I do agree there is a line between discipline and child abuse. I was spanked in the middle of Wal-Mart as a child and I learned my lesson fast. Do I regret and think of my parents any less now that I'm an adult? No! I believe every child should have respect for their parents (and elders) but that is definitely developed within the household. OP I do hope your discipline was swift and effective!
G_bear24 9
You need a new approach to parenting...
Pixiecrack 11
beat his little butt, OP...number 1 it's called respect for your elders, number 2 respect your fellow human being and number 3 never f**k with your mom cause she made you, she can break you....hahaha
Shrouds 14
beat...his...ass
blackonblight 33
Looks like the grounding is gonna last until he's 18. Someone's gone full on Bugs Bunny "of course you know, this means war." And used Lego caltrops. Time to bring out the big parenting guns.
LittleSushi_fml 13
No amputations? Wow!
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like he became the bully.
VampOfSavannah 31
Did you read the whole entry? He was grounded for bullying.
menfearme 10
I wouldn't do that because I have a healthy fear of my Mother. She would kill me dead in 2 seconds flat. I think he needs to learn some empathy and that your mom can whoop ass if she has to
orsombre_fml 11
or Dad in OP's case...
olpally 33
Make him clean that shit up and ground him for even longer. What a brat!