Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that
tdap88 7
I think you may need to read that again
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Comments (202)
TheCrispyCat 20
This kid is going to bully more and more...
Stuffaluffagus 25
Hopefully the next punishment is a beating, not grounding
Godsofdracos 15
Call the U.N. Making someone step on Legos is the worst form of torture... It has to be against the Geneva code!
EmoUnicorn69 7
Your kid is satan? Well I thought he was a bit older than eight.
its_love2 31
That kid needs some strong discipline before he gets any older !!!!!!!!!!
chalupes 8
Wow you should do more then ground him. Strike fear in that boy, the older he gets and this continues the worse he will become.
mismis_fml 7
Beat his ass!!!!!
skittyskatbrat 19
So now he's bullying the parent. Yep, one week might not be enough. I'd say he loses his toys, too. If he's bored, he can read a book. That's it.
skyeyez9 25
Sell all his legos on Ebay or craigs list. And sell any other toys of his you feel inclined to until you think he got the message.
Mynamewontfi 40
I like how the comments are basically the same every time when it's about a kid who needs to learn about consequences. Ah well, a little spanking will do.