Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
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C19_fml 9
Very curious to see what "it's supposed to look like"..
Psych101 9
At least she was nice about it. If she had just left, she wouldn't have been worth your time.
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Comments (140)
hopsinlove17 26
Because you see dicks all the time...right?
Stupend0us 7
You're doing it wrong. Whenever I make out with a girlfriend I'm attempting to remove her clothes not mine. If all is good she won't stop me and will proceed to take mine off for me.
lululu333 7
I was going to say, "don't knock it until you try it" but then I saw your display picture and also thought about your rude comment. Then I realized you couldn't, because nothing would want to try you.
annie_nk 23
At least she didn't giggle.
torbey 23
Personally, you sound like a massive bitch. Have a nice day.
ladydragonstars 23
I think it's safe to say she has more experience with penises than you do
jem970 19
It's not that different actually. A lot of parents are choosing to leave their children uncircumcised these days. Religious purposes being reason and the parents unwillingness to inflict that pain on their child. Don't be so bitchy. If a man is uncircumcised and they have good hygiene it's not weird
NixieJ92 6
Ouch that's harsh dude! :(
hellryu 20
When you say you're used to "seeing" cut ones, you're talking about **** right? Because I pity the blind fool who gets with you.
luvluvEgla 5
Aww looks like you won't be getting some....