Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
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C19_fml 9
Very curious to see what "it's supposed to look like"..
Psych101 9
At least she was nice about it. If she had just left, she wouldn't have been worth your time.
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Evilpirate 10
I'm sorry, but isn't it, " suppose to look". Not, "Supposed to look".
Trisha_aus 15
No, it isn't.
JustStella 28
No.
Evilpirate 10
Don't gotta thumb me down, I was just asking so I can improve my grammar.XD
emchocolat_fml 25
It = subject of the sentence. is or 's = verb "to be", used as an auxiliary in this sentence. supposed = past participle of the verb "to suppose", can work as an adjective. Try replacing it by another verb. We would say "that's how it's meant to look" (and not "that's how it's mean to look"), we would say "that's how it's designed to be" (and not "that's how it's design to be"), we would say "that's how it was found to be" (and not "that's how it was find to be"). "Suppose" is only the present simple of the verb, and can only work in a present sentence (I suppose we should go now, I suppose you are hungry, I suppose the cat wants to go out). Hope this helps and that I haven't made things worse. Well done you for asking politely.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
Gotta say, 95, that was the best long comment I've had the pleasure of reading. Go grammar lessons! (In case I sound sarcastic...I'm really not. I'm impressed with the effort and thought that went into that.)
NinjaAssasin720 0
Who says that most men in the US are curcumsised
CeltHound 14
I bet that turned you off! You could've said something negative about her boobs.
Angio113 10
But what if she, you know, had really great boobs? There is no way you can diss a phenomenal rack...
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Even if she had no boobs to insult; to what end? Were you just going to sit there and pick each other apart the entire session?
SelenaMilkshake 17
I think the circumcised ones look gross...they look better with foreskin imo
emchocolat_fml 25
Pretty sure she meant to be reassuring, OP. So nothing to worry about. If she wanted to be snarky, she would have burst out laughing or something similar, like other people's boy/girlfriends on here seem to do regularly.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
53 said it best.
mimiminx 23
Oh wow! Looking at your profile picture, I'd just say you should be grateful you're seeing any - circumcised or not. It's not a big deal if a guy has a foreskin or not and calling it 'nasty' is really offensive. I hope someone calls your foo nasty one day...
Dilwann 27
I'm thinking he was trying to be sexy while undressing, and it failed a bit. Seems a fair guess.
letmehavemytea 21
Yeaaah Ms. Ayame-whatever, you shouldn't be talking about weird looks. Your boyfriend is blind right? I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he lets you around his dick.
dasfro 2
Was it because you bleached your asshole?