Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
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C19_fml 9
Very curious to see what "it's supposed to look like"..
Psych101 9
At least she was nice about it. If she had just left, she wouldn't have been worth your time.
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Comments (140)
toughchick14 15
Ouch! Sorry OP, I'm sure she didn't mean it like that.
jebdhsiqbs 1
Sue her
SkyBirdy 5
Don't worry, I'm a tranny too.
hopsinlove17 26
What...? I'm frightened now. O.O
the_enigma1019 1
Well, google is your friend.
Trisha_aus 15
But he's friends with everyone these days..busy guy he is.
_krystallynn_ 11
so what was wrong with it?
Austyn57 1
what a biotch
duckyeah 6
That's such a terrible thing to say! Even if she was joking... I'm sorry, OP! Don't let that ruin your self-confidence.
C19_fml 9
It's not "weird", some people's parents just have different preferences on whether their child gets it done or not.
DespairFaction 11
The problem is you didn't yell KABOOM or something like that.
RpiesSPIES 27
Maybe she means that she knows what they should realisticly look like instead of a 10 inch long extension.