Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML
Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML
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Top comments
Ninjaface 0
So did you have a white Christmas?
ps2stony 0
Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did
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Comments (81)
Andyangels27 0
old 70's **** as opposed to new 70's ****
1800getalife 0
nahh I don't like it because all the women in the video either look like madonn now "eww" or are dead
XaosZaleski 0
Lulz. Creepy mustaches FTW
yes_im_hater 0
curious how this was a family guy episode pics or it didn't happen
kagome43210 0
lol fyl
blamecanadaa 0
wow finally an fml where NOONE has repiled to anyone's comment! i never thought i'd witness this event
Frank_Sinatra 0
i know...AMAZING! o_0
dvd175 5
you had to ruin it xP
friedchickenpie 14
You were kinda asking for it.
Erindub 0
Eww 70's **** was filled with women who have REALLY HAIRY BUSHES! FYL indeed : (
perdix 31
Christy Canyon FTW! How 'bout the 70's **** where black chicks would do their pubes in cornrows, or Afros? Or those Catholic schoolgirl ones where they'd arrange their muffs with pigtails and bows? Yukkkkkk!
Hoogyme 0
nice #4
manymany 0
I wouldn't evn touch those, probably all sticky.....
Compass 0
Your dad kinda rocks. I mean, old **** is better than being forbidden from watching any, amirite?