Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
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Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
cynide 13
The party must have been Breath-Taking!
laughmaster 9
FYL OP, hopefully you had your inhaler with you and recovered quick enough to stay and enjoy the party
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Comments (45)
laughmaster 9
FYL OP, hopefully you had your inhaler with you and recovered quick enough to stay and enjoy the party
iluvFMLs15 19
what does OP, FYI, and YDI mean?
cynide 13
The party must have been Breath-Taking!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Your pun makes you look kike a dumbassthma. :)
Ian7890 23
#23 oh the irony of your comment
TourettesGuyFTW 26
oh the irony?? it was a pun, not an insult you moron. Yes, I know about the typo, the end of the world must now be upon us all.
Dashelle 25
Lol
septembers_over_fml 3
Its okay, dont let that ruin your time!
nattynatters 14
I would love someone to be that excited for a party I put together. That's when you know you've succeeded. When someone dies of amazement.
s_reel16 16
Well i hope you're okay now!
DerrickJames 33
When/if you get proposed to you're going to die.
Rana16 4
Hahahahahahah
SiriusBlack97 17
That happened to my cousin when she was 15. It was hella scary. I hope you feel better OP!
collegedream121 8
Surprise! Seriously though hope ur okay.
buddy51 23
Happy Birthday, OP!! Too bad about the asthma attack but, since you wrote this FML, it seems you survived and will make it to 17!! Good work!!
bunnicat 1
♫♪ It's your party and you'll die if you want to. ♪♫♬ Aside from the asthma attack, hope you had a great one.