Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML
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mps1969 8
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
wannabesinger 16
Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?
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Comments (105)
emmmilyyy 0
yeah ur obv a shitty nanny letting a ******* toddler go in a jacuzzi! ydi fatass. eat a ****** salad bitch
zippit09 0
99.9% chance they're trying to troll.
l3tyt1g3r 0
Why didn't the OP just say 3 years old?
CleanSheets 0
because she's not 3 years old... Sheesh, she's 3.5 years old...
pasiphae9 5
To be fair on the op, most girls have a little bit of a gut. It's meant to be there as an extra bit of padding for a baby when you get pregnant, meaning it's incredibly difficult to get rid of it. The op probably isn't fat at all.
PhattySaxx 0
ohh... maybe she's pregnant... haha!! try jogging that off lol
mollyholden 0
wtf why would you being a 3.5 year old into a jacuzi?! retard.
KurouTenshi 0
Basically: "Today, a 3 and half year old told me indirectly that I'm fat. I am indeed fat. FML" Right? :
saranottelling 7
Yeah. That's pretty much what all posts are now: "Today, a kid was being honest and told me I was ugly/fat! Please tell me I'm not! FML." or... "Today, I walked in on my mom/dad/brother/sister/boyfriend/girlfriend doing gross things/cheating on me and I just made out with her brother/watched Oprah/lit the cat on fire. FML."
DaKillahMan 0
Lit the cat on fire?
saranottelling 7
I was thinking of the old post about the cat sniffing a candle and being lit of fire.
CheshireHalli 19
Sara, it would be an FML by itself if the OP watched Oprah. =P
saranottelling 7
I know but don't say that! She controls the world, I'm pretty sure she's watching us right now because for some reason I was to subscribe to O, The Oprah Magazine...
CleanSheets 0
So true. Oprah is the DEVIL!
purpleisacolor 0
or "someone told me the truth about how i look or act, take pity on me bacuase i have no real friends so i look for them online" lol
perdix 31
Hey, Tripout, go for it, brother! To each his own, I always say. Just a warning, though. If some dude has left a schmeer on that bagel, nemnisht, don't take it.
smhallo 0
why the hell was a three year old in a hot tub
Acuvue 0
Uhhh, yeah, 3 years old is WAY too young to be in a jacuzzi.
lindsaylikeomg 0
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have kids that young in the hot tub..
CyclonePsycho 1
3.5 years old? Does it matter what her exact age is?
perdix 31
At age 3.0, we wouldn't have believed that she had the cognitive skills to compare body fat to a different object. By age 4.0, she would have been bitchslapped for telling any Fattie McFat-Fat that she is fat. Thus, this FML could not have any credibility unless the kid's age was about 3.5.
CyclonePsycho 1
Mmm, makes sense. In that case, I applaud the OP for going that extra mile in proving to us that this FML is most certainly not fake. *golf clap*