Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML
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mps1969 8
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
wannabesinger 16
Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?
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Comments (105)
maskedman 9
and the the OP turned around to get out of the jacuzzi and the girl asked why her butt looked like a sack of dirty nickels.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
3.5 years old? Have we stopped using the month system these days? Can someone please alert me when things like this happen? Thanks...
palmtrees 1
Do you usually say someone is "three years and six months old" rather than "three and a half years old"? 3.5 is just a shorter way of saying three and a half, which makes sense when you are character-limited like you are in an FML... unless of course you missed the day in elementary school when we learned about those tricky decimals and can't figure it out.
viper63 0
y'all are FAT lol
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I suppose you're right about the character limitation, but I've never seen it written down like that. And don't worry about my decimals, I practically taught Dewey everything he knew ;)
palmtrees 1
Your perception is remarkable, #17. I'm amazed at the way you were able to tell that from our comments. And #19, nice reference :). Want to bet a fair number of the 12-year-olds on here have no idea who you're talking about?
zippit09 0
Want to bet there are plenty of people who do, and despise you for trying to randomly turn it into a bash at other readers? And no, I'm not 12.
palmtrees 1
Actually, it was intended much more in the vein of "I feel old lately and it's crazy how much has changed since I was in school" than as a bash at other readers - but feel free to get offended about it if you want.
saranottelling 7
#20, how dare you! Kids no Dewey Decimal! Dewey Decimal couldn't tell a lie and spread appleseeds all over the Midwest. In olde age he lived in a librarry and freeed the slaves. Don't tell me I'm stoopid, jerk!
viper63 0
lol ur fat palmtrees I mean it in a good way
cxavier 0
I know whothat is since like two years ago and I'm only 13 bout to be 14
tereshay 0
Omg, was it necessary to insult kids on here thou? Maybe they didn't learn the Dewey Decimal system yet, So what?!!!
Tripout 0
hmmm I beg to differ >;) lol I wonder how it does taste though WHAT IF IT DOES TASTE LIKE A DONUT I would gobble that up XD
babybubz 0
LMAO
wannabesinger 16
Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?
amandansqueak 0
that's what I thought too.
lepercaunsal 0
I like a little pudgieness on a girl lol I think it's kinda cute
blastvortex 4
That might just mean that you'd look better in something other than a two-piece, OP. Also, aside from simply being human, the state of your body is only what you make of it, so YDI.
viper63 0
what's YDI mean
avalon24 18
So sick of seeing this question on a lot of these fmls. learn to look it up yourself. Don't expect others to do all the work for you. You can easily google it and find it very easily, quicker in fact than ASKING someone on here! Stop being a lazy ass and learn to figure things out for yourself. And everyone needs to quit answering them when they ask it, just make them look up what things like ydi and op mean.
viper63 0
a simple no could of done it lol thank you #66 that's all I wanted to know
viper63 0
aw I bet you feel good about yourself huh it's good that there's people like you haha o and another question what's STFU stand for haha
lecamshow 0
fyl? ydi nobody told you to shove big macs in your face. go on a ******* treadmill if you don't like being the Pillsbury doughboy.
cassidy420 0
that's really rude. it could be genetic or something.
TanyaKJC 9
Even with genetics, there's a thing called exercise and eating healthy. Genetics isn't an excuse to be fat
KingMomo360 13
Sometimes it is, there are some people that no matter how much they exercise or diet they will always look a little on the heavier side.
indianabummer 0
Fail OP, kids under 12 aren't supposed to be in hot tubs
jjjeah 0
Win.
riku3220 2
Obviously since she wanted the OP to come in with her she already knows how to turn it on and has more than likely been in it with her parents. Children under 12 shouldn't be in a jacuzzi without ADULT SUPERVISION.
expen_dable 0
It's not adult supervision that's the issue. Of course they need to be supervised, but children that young aren't supposed to use hot tubs because they will get hyperthermic, lightheaded, dizzy, etc. much faster than an adult would. I work seasonally at an indoor water park and we have to tell parents this all the time. You wouldn't believe how many parents think it is their God given right to have their kids in the hot tub, and how *their* kids should be an exception to our rules...
sobe23 0
I used to lifeguard and you have no many times how many times I would have to yell at kids to get away from the hot tub. It's so annoying!! Im like honestly can't you just listen? I don't care what your mama said!
hunter989 0
a 3.5 year old girl? what? lol