Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML
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mps1969 8
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
wannabesinger 16
Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?
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Comments (105)
connorpwns93 0
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infiniti_G 0
YDI for saying 3.5 years old.. WTF?
heeheehoo 0
I know why she said 3.5. Cuz three and a half years old is too long to type for OP.
julian1179 0
I guess the old saying IS true... you are what you eat...
dragonaair 5
why would a 3 yr old be in a jacuZzi alone?
ScaughtieHolden 11
96 she's 3.5 get it right xD
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE. Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)
Zapurdead 3
Maybe she'll never need an inner tube again!
jasonsaied 1
yo douche she didn't say suite she said suit
perdix 31
It originally said "suite" and they eventually fixed it.
mikeyboi19 5
I honestly asked my gf what a muumuu was cause I thought it was a cute way of saying cow suit
pepetto 0
Just work out more.
Person1233 13
Uh, lose weight? Not an FML, a great realization before you become obese.
IDOLGIRL 0
sit ups
babybubz 0
abs circle...
realggirl 0
It says suit though...
viper63 0
ur fat
viper63 0
lol FAT
mps1969 8
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
Person1233 13
LOL URFAT!!!1!1! ^^ I expect to see a few of those.
perdix 31
Instead of getting a spare tire all the way around the waist, sometimes women get this pooch of fat that congregates right around their belly button. It does look like a donut or a bagel, but is not nearly as taste-tempting. HTH