Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML
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mps1969 8
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
wannabesinger 16
Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?
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Comments (105)
allysgotstyle 0
She probably said that because she was in a ******* hottub, kids aren't allowed in a hottub till like 11+ Probably was getting light headed.
spoooner 0
thats brilliant XD a bagel!
dramatic11 0
Kids don't know how to tell white lies, or really be nice, heh. I wouldn't worry about it, I think most normal sized girls without eating disorders and the like (or photoshopped pictures), usually have a little pooch around their belly.
crazysexicool201 0
Dude my 3 year old niece wouldn't step foot in a hot tub...this reminds me of the special K commercial during Xmas when the kid sees his mom bending over in a red robe and says "Santa Clause!" Lol
JP101 0
TDI, fatty. Lose some weight!
DRY0YRD 0
I don't get it, does, "Like a bagel," mean fat, or is there just a large hole in your stomach?
SickSickSick7511 0
I'm killing myself laughing that you wrote 3.5 XD
Atiuqol 0
Why the **** would you put a 3 year old in a jacuzzi in the first place, moron! You should be fired from your job for being an idiot and endangering a child's life.
beachballa93 0
eww
upshawty 0
uh what idiot puts a 3 year old in a jacuzzi & how the hell does a stomach look like a bagel?