Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
You totally deserve it.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Geese some people can't take a joke
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Comments (238)
ThisRandomChild 0
YOU totally deserve it, although granted, id have done the same thing. But I'm a chick so I probably wouldnt have been punched.
xXSKYLARXx 0
I've been waiting for an FML this good for a long time :)
kaylapple 1
you deserve it.
Cram_Burglar 0
the irony of this is just sickening
epiclife101 0
Then when u c him next wer a WTF top
Tkao96 0
I have an FML t-shirt.
justbigbs 6
A verbal assault should become a physical, if the other person wasn't an A******* he would of made a smart ass comment back. Don't British Columbia have law enforcement? Isn't a physical assault a crime or is that a normal thing as "Hi"?
a_nutritionist 10
i dont support physical violence but when you go insulting strangers for nothing i dont think i can sympathise with the ensuing punch.
justbigbs 6
you're correct, on the first "should" I really meant "shouldn't" I haven't been typing for a while, practicing here in fml, hehehe
mansnoop 0
you totally deserved it
mutinykitty 18
HAHA I hope he reads this!! :D
xleanne_aLly 23
same :p! haha I can just picture him, if it was me I'd laugh my as$ off.
crimsonbaby11 0
OOOOOO irony.