Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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Comments (280)
cyxx 0
Dude the girl doesn't have to shave if she doesn't want to. But if she's enough of a ***** to wear shorts that are basically underwear, which she obviously was, then she totally deserved it.
friiicktard 0
u guys r gey! a) "he has the balls to say it" "what an ass" hey, atleast he told her! and its not like they are ever going to see eachother again, so what would it matter if he told her one thing? b) why would you shave it, are you dumb? it's going to itch like.. a LOT if you shave it. idk if it will still itch, but get that shit waxed or at least trimmed a little bit. c) hairy ******.. HOLLLLLLA! jk, :D anyway, YDI because you "slapped your ass flirtatiously" and because i don't have another reason, but FYL because this probably isn't the worse thing that's happened to you.
anonymous_guy 0
FYL because I like hairy woman
kasha_fml 0
**** everyone who keeps telling her to shave - or did I miss where that became a permanent fixture in women's grooming practices? It sucks that your shorts came up that high whilst exercising, and yeah, it could have been prevented by wearing more appropriate clothing, but otherwise, keep your beautiful natural hair right where it's at, and forget assholes who feel the need to point it out to you as if it's something to be ashamed of.
kasha_fml 0
174 - Not trimming your pubic hair is in NO WAY more unclean than having it grow naturally. Yes, maybe it looks more tidy or whatever, but as far as actual cleanliness, that is totally incorrect.
yaintime21 0
What a jackass... but what kind of shorts do you wear that would reveal that?
Ohxcrap 0
#187 LOL. If I was a guy, I would probably not like to see a hairy pussy. Next time make sure to wear longer shorts. It's not necessary to shave if you don't want to [:
Le_Rire 0
Doesn't anyone focus on the fact that she was grossed out by a creeper who commented on her 'ass' (so she thought). Id have been like GROSS YOU PERVERT if i thought someone yelled 'nice tush.'
Timismaster 0
AFROPUSSY! AHHH
BamxBitch 0
Hahaha, sucks to be you. If you're not gonna shave it, wear shorts that cover it up or underwear to contain it.